"You think I write my own speeches. Thank you very much."

Frank Delaware adressing the American Screenwriters Guild

Running Mate Selection
Candidate	Votes
Vincent Sacco	30.63%
Sylvester Baboor	29.73%
Lucille Nelson-Jefferson	20.72%
Chip Delaware	18.92%

(vote on running mate)

Polical Party Poll
Party	Votes
Deep Springs Board of Trustees	15.38%
FREE GANJA IN SWEDEN	14.79%
Whig	10.06%
Reform	7.10%
Green	7.10%
Republican	5.92%
Democratic	5.33%
Chulp (munchocrat)	5.33%
Gorilla	2.37%
Bullet 'n' Bandaid	1.78%
Reformation	1.18%
Bull Moose	1.18%
gay	1.18%
Communists	1.18%
Black Flag	1.18%
Free Soil Party	0.59%
Monster Raving Loony Party	0.59%
Merciless	0.59%
nscl	0.59%
old men have old balls	0.59%
KITCHEN	0.59%
LeftAnarchists	0.59%
good webdesigner but not a chance in hell party	0.59%
Chumps for president	0.59%
trilobite	0.59%
Sheep Sodomy	0.59%
Troglodyte	0.59%
communist	0.59%
Rhode Island Leftists	0.59%
Supa Fantastik	0.59%
WWF	0.59%
Royalist	0.59%
Shazbat	0.59%
Independent	0.59%
Impersonalist	0.59%
Bull Winkle	0.59%
Frank Morales	0.59%
Midgets for a Nuclear USA	0.59%
NumNum	0.59%
Wack	0.59%
Delawarian	0.59%
Five Alive	0.59%
Power	0.59%
nubile young women	0.59%
Fantastiiic	0.59%
World Wrestling Federation	0.59%
Buttsex Motherfuckers	0.59%

(vote on poll)

Frank Delaware wants to know your mind.

(or just give Frank Delaware money)