"I like them all--you pick."

Frank Delaware considering who to select as his running mate.

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Senator, Ohio

"I don't support gun control. The word on the street is no more prisons, and that's what I think too. The US Army is a mercenary force. Bring back the militia. Like Frank says, Real-time punishment for real-time people. "

Sylvester Baboor has fought for the "American Empire" during his entire tenure in the US Senate, and before that with the Diplomatic Core. He is courageous and his sons have served in three overseas conflicts, "it's their right to fight."

"Mr. Delaware is a conqeuror. But every empire needs colonists; that's what I bring."

Chip Delaware

Governor, North and South Carolina

"Growing up with Mr. Delaware as a father is like growing up with television. You learn to eat during the commercials."

"I mean, being raised by Mr. Delaware is like being raised by a pack of wild animals. You learn to hunt and kill, but in polite society you're on your own."

Chip Delaware lead his father into politics it was his encouragement and political connections that brought Frank Delaware out of the software buisness and into the hearts and minds of America.

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"Get 'em Dad."

Lucille Nelson-Jefferson

Public Deffender

Lucille Nelson-Jefferson declines to make public her opinion of Frank Delaware's candidacy. She would like to make it clear that she has neither accepted nor declined Mr. Delaware's offer to run with him for the presidency. She is surprised to see that Mr. Delaware has extended this offer to three new candidates.

Nelson-Jefferson worked her way up from the position of clerk in a small accident claim agency to become the only woman nominated three times to the US Supreme Court. She was selected "Woman of the Year" in 1999.

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After receiving Frank Delaware's offer to become his running mate Nelson-Jefferson is reported to have responded, "Mr. Delaware, if either of us should be President, it is me."

Vincent Sacco

Retired Entrepreneur

"Small business--there's no such thing."

"Politics, hear this, is a poor man's wedding. A man, he marries on his birthday. Why? He only needs to buy one cake. Way I see it, just have a lick of frosting, leave the cake for someone else."

Vincent Sacco's is a storybook tale. At seven he immigrated to America where he sold newspapers on the street outside Yankee Stadium. Fifteen years later he had a controlling interest in four national newspapers and one automobile manufacturer. Sacco does his own shopping, cooks his own meals.

"I don't care about politics, but I care about money. Okay, Frank? Okay he says."

Frank Delaware belongs to which Political Party?